I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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