I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You are the jesus of drinking
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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