I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
tell me about the fingering
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