R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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