Its about making memories worth repressing
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize