I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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