: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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