what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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