i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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