doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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