I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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