he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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