I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I have aggressive nipples.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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