I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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