Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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