i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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