You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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