1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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