Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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