Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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