so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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