Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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