I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
