Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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