We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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