found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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