If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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