love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Randomize
