rhymes with "ouble enetration"
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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