Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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