so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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