Its about making memories worth repressing
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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