Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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