Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
people are starting to question the shark bite story
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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