i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I skipped work to stalk him.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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