sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I am puke
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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