dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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