rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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