Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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