Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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