just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My pussy is not your playground.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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