Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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