blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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