Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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