4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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