Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
