glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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