He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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