we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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