i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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