dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Randomize
