Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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