This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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