So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Randomize
