Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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