Sponge bath it is.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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