Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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